Spoken Word Poetry

Thursday, 1 March 2012

Fuzzy Old Facts From a Fuzzy Old World

The Olympic flag has a white background with five interlaced rings in the centre. They are blue, yellow, black, green and red. This design symbolises the five continents of the world united by the Olympic ideal. These self same colours are those to be found on all the national flags of the world at the present time.
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 aNOtHEr dIp INtO ThE mAGpIE mEMOrY pOOoL.

Wednesday, 15 February 2012

Pimped-up Quotes from Pumped-up People


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"Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?"

Douglas Adams
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aNOtHEr dIp INtO ThE mARmItE jAr.

Monday, 6 February 2012

Funny Old Facts From a Funny Old World


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Poland's Stella Walsh (Stanislawa Walaiewicz) won the women's 100 meter race at the 1932 Olympics in Los Angeles, becoming the first woman to break the 12 second barrier. After she was killed in 1980 as an innocent victim in a robbery attempt, an autopsy declared her to be a male.

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aNOtHEr gOoBbLe iN tHe TURkEy pUdDle.

Wednesday, 25 January 2012

Facts from a Funny Old World

The very first recorded Ancient Olympic Games took place in 776 BC. The event was a stadion race (a foot race equivalent to 190metre or 208 yard dash). The winner was a humble baker from the Greek city state of Elis named Coroebus.
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 cLIpPinGs fRoM saTanS tOEnAil.

Sunday, 22 January 2012

Who Says Satire Is Dead?


Flash animation by my son. He's working his way through the government.

Wednesday, 4 January 2012

Proper Quotes From the Upper Crusties

"I have a great mind to believe in Christianity for the mere pleasure of fancying I may be damned."

Lord Byron



. . . aNOtHEr dIp INtO ThE mAGpIE mEMOrY pOOoL.

Friday, 30 December 2011

Friday, 23 December 2011

A Smith & Burrows Merry Chritsmas to one and all...














God damn, this snow
Will I ever get where I wanna go
And so I skate, across the Thames
Hand in hand, with all my friends
And all the things, that we planned

My son's eyes in the outline of his hand
And even though I hate the cold
Constant reminder that I'm getting old
Another year draws to its close, entire London slows
When I dream tonight, I'll dream of you

When the Thames ... froze



God damn, this government
Will they ever tell me, where the money went
Protesters march out on the street
As young men sleep amongst the feet
Another year draws to its close, entire London slows
When I dream tonight, I'll dream of you

When the Thames froze

So tell everyone that there's hope in your heart
Tell everyone or it will tear you apart
The end of Christmas day, when there's nothing left to say
The years go by so fast, let's hope the next beats the last
Tell everyone that there's hope in your heart
Tell everyone or it will tear you apart
The end of Christmas day, when there is nothing left to say
The years go by so fast, let's hope the next beats the last aaaaaahaaaahaaahaaa



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aNOtHEr FESTIVE dIp INtO ThE mAGpIE mEMOrY pOOoL.

Sunday, 4 December 2011

Proper Quotes From Often People


    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Once I was a forty pound weakling. Now I am two separate gorillas.”

Vivian Stanshall

. . . aNOtHEr sLOw sHaG iN ThE seDimEnT oF lIFe.

Wednesday, 30 November 2011

A Feast Of Posters



. Some delightful line drawings sketched in blue making for an unusual visual
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fAthEr'S tOe nAIl cLipPinGs.