'Cash, cheque or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked.
'No,' she replied, 'but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.'
...aNOtHEr dIp INtO ThE mAGpIE mEMOrY pOOoL.
2 comments:
I know what you mean. If I hear one more piece of news on the oil spill in the gulf of Mexico, I'll steal the remote.
Very funny and yes, I too am fed up with the whole tragic business. BP? Bloody Pointless says I!
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