Spoken Word Poetry

Tuesday 23 March 2010

A gal's gotta do...

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Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect girls getaway trip - Shopping, casinos, massages, facials.

Two days before the group is to leave Mary's husband puts his foot down and tells her she isn't going.

Mary's friends are very upset that she can't go, but what can they do.

Two days later the three get to the hotel only to find Mary sitting in the bar drinking a glass of wine.

"Wow, how long you been here and how did you talk your husband into letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since last night........... Yesterday evening I was sitting on the couch and my husband came up behind me and put his hands over my eyes and said 'Guess who'?"

I pulled his hands off to find him in the nude. He took my hand and lead me to our bedroom. The room was scented with perfume, had two dozen candles and rose petals all over.............
On the bed, he had handcuffs and ropes! He told me to tie and cuff him to the bed, so I did. And then he said, "Now, you can do whatever you want."

"So here I am!"
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aNOtHEr dIp INtO ThE mAGpIE mEMOrY pOOoL.

8 comments:

Doctor FTSE said...

Please Mary . . PLEASE! When yo' comin' home! I'm getting really hungry . .

Russell CJ Duffy said...

Have I ever told you that you are as mad as a bag of frogs?
LOL!

Kath said...

Oh yes,I was born like it and practice every day :D :D

Kath said...

OOps, was that compliment meant for the good Doctor?

Doctor FTSE said...

Kath . . I wondered that myself . . wondered whether to swat back at CJ, then decided to wait to see if you had anything to say about it.

I think we should divide the compliment 50/50 . .

Doctor FTSE said...

Now will you please untie me . . .

Russell CJ Duffy said...

It was meant for Kath but could just as easily apply to the Doc!!

Kath said...

Aw, that's one of the nicest things anyone's ever said to me :D