'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack said to his wife, as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
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5 comments:
Good job beauty is in the eye of the beholder! But on the other hand he might get a lot of orders if he set up a lawnmowing service...
His going naked would simply confirm what the neighbours already knew that Jack, like all men, exaggerated the size of the bean stalk.
Jinksy . . CJ . . . Kath . . . You three are a right pair, if ever I saw one.
Birds of a feather,Doc - welcome to the flock!
Doc>>>Very clever play on words there! LOL
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